A joke I read today:
How many acoustic guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-I don’t know how many?
Five – one to screw it in and four to sit around and complain that the dumb thing is electric!
While I am telling Lightbulb jokes I thought I would tell my favorite one:
How many people with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don’t know how many?
You wanna go ride bikes?